Latest High School Basketball Recruiting News & Highlights
We’re sure you already know, but the high school basketball season is heating up. In addition to nationally televised games, holiday tournaments are giving us some of the best highlights we’ve seen...
View ArticleJabari Parker, Aaron Gordon, Andrew Wiggins And More Are Part Of The 2013...
The 2013 Jordan Brand Classic announced its field today, a 22-star collection that’s the center of the showcase April 13 at Brooklyn’s Barclays Center. How many of these players will be back in the New...
View ArticleWHITE RECEIVER DIGS THE WHITE POWDER
Matt Jones has been an unequivocal failure at receiver, even for the standards of a white receiver, since the Jaguars drafted the 6' 6" former Arkansas QB with their first-round pick in 2005. So if you...
View ArticleMATT JONES IS A PARTY THAT WON’T STOP
Jags wide receiver and noted white athlete on drugs Matt Jones was arrested yesterday for violating terms of his drug treatment program. Jones tested positive for alcohol, violating the terms of the...
View ArticleThe Jaguars Are Broke And A Joke
It’s no secret that the Jacksonville Jaguars are struggling. The team has gone 12-20 in the past two seasons and hasn’t made the playoffs since 2007, but it’s troubles don’t end there. The team has...
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Badger From 'Breaking Bad' Is Going To Be On That Totally Necessary Dwight...
Badger and Skinny Pete, the 21st century’s answer to Bulk and Skull, have become two of the most beloved Breaking Bad characters, despite appearing in less than a dozen episodes apiece. Who doesn’t...
View ArticleMatt Jones Can Do Anything Michael Irvin Can
[Int. Toyota 4Runner parked in a darkened lot] Matt Jones: [snorts line] YEAAAAAAARRGH! I’m tellin’ you boys, there’s nothing better than knocking back a few rails with your boys from Arkansas. Am I...
View ArticleNFL’s premier “possession” receiver will spend this week in the pokey
Jacksonville wide receiver Matt Jones was arrested Monday in Washington County, Arkansas, charged with violating the terms of his probation. Jones reportedly tested positive for the demon rum after a...
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‘He’s so white, he could snort himself.’ Fans of white receivers with substance abuse issues fear not, because your poster boy will not be suspended for violating the terms of his drug program. Matt...
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Drivin’ that train, high on cocaine, Matt Jones you better watch your speed. The Bengals are back, baby! After a down year that saw the team’s collective arrests eclipsed by their win total, Cincinnati...
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Matt Jones Had A Second Personality Named Rodney
Matt Jones is best known to NFL fans as the former college quarterback who the Jaguars drafted in the first round in 2005 with the intention of turning into a receiver. Suffice it to say, that didn’t...
View ArticleBy: Gern
First! Just kidding, but seriously I was first. I heard that Matt Jones is the dude in the shark suit. Is that true?
View ArticleBy: Havok
Yeah, nothing that happens in Arkansas should surprise you – we’re fucking retarded. I live in Washington County and last year my ex-roommate who was like a Brinks security truck driver got arrested...
View ArticleBy: dAndy
What am I to do? Our numbel one stall leceivel in Jacksonvirre is go to srammel. How wirr oul gleat Jaguals evel get ovel this outlage? Hully Mistel Weavel prease ovel pay some mediocle leveivel flom...
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What am I to do? Our numbel one stall leceivel in Jacksonvirre is go to srammel. How wirr oul gleat Jaguals evel get ovel this outlage? Hully Mistel Weavel prease ovel pay some mediocle leveivel flom...
View ArticleBy: Arm Strongcock
Blonde whiteboy in prison……………..in Arkansas……………I am sure he will get gangbanged in he is placed in ‘general population’.
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